Casual Friday - Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes. Tax Day
Saturday, April 15th, 2006“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.“ – D. Barry “Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.” – Calvin Coolidge
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax form” –Albert Einstein “I want to find out who this FICA guy is and how come he’s taking so much of my money.” – Professional Hockey Player
“it would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required.” – Anonymous “The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.” – Sam Ewing
“if you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead – if you strike oil.” J. Paul Getty “Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.” - Herbert Hoover “I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes…” – Mark Twain