Casual Friday - With Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes
Friday, May 19th, 2006Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
– Adrienne Gusoff
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
– Albert Einstein
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
– Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
– Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
– Anonymous
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
– Cher
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.
– Dudley Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
– Erma Bombeck
It is impossible to love and be wise.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.– Francis BaconMarriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.– Fulton J. SheenMen are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
– George CarlinMarriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.– Groucho Marx Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
– Henry Kissinger
When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you.
And she never did.
– James Fineous McBride
It’s been so long since I made love,
I can’t even remember who gets tied up.
– Joan Rivers If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
– Lily Tomlin The only people who make love all the time are liars.
– Louis Jordan
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a The only people who make love all the time are liars.baby.
– Natalie WoodLove is a grave mental disease.
– PlatoWhenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my Love is a grave mental disease.children to spend their weekends with?
– Rita Rudner All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
– Shelley Winters
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin