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Casual Friday - Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes. Baseball

Friday, April 7th, 2006

Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third. Costello: That’s what I want to find out. – Lou Costello

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. – Earl Wilson

After I his a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases. – Mickey Mantle

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon of the golf course. – Hank Aaron

Candlestick was built on the waster. It should have been built under it. – Roger Maris

They (Expos Fans) discovered ‘boo” is pronounced the same in French as it is in English. –Harry Caray

All I want is for my case to be heard before an impractical decision-maker. – Pete Rose

I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw. – Willie Mays

I’d rather hit than have sex. – Reggie Jackson

A baseball bat is a wondrous weapon. – Ty Cobb

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them? – Leo Durocher

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. – Casey Stengel

The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up wit a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. - Robert Benchley

 

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. – Casey Stengel

Don’t forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. – Woodie Held