Casual Friday - Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes. Business
“A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.” - Howard Scott
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reason.” – Douglas Adams
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
“Only one thing is impossible for God: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.” – Mark Twain
“The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.” - Anonymous
“In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.” – Harold Coffin
“The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.” – Charles Dickens
“He ended the job as he began it; fired with enthusiasm.” – Don O’Shaughnessy
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.” – Rita Rudner
“If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was smarter.” Albert Grant