- Ethel Barrymore - You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Will Rogers - We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can.
- “Henry Elliot -If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.”
- Sir Francis Bacon -“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
- Henry Ward Beecher -“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road.”
- Aristotle -“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”
- W. C. Fields - “Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.”
- Gracie Allen - “Build a better mousetrap than your neighbour and Kraft Cheese will beat a path to your door.”
- Bill Cosby - ”A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
- George Carlin - “Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”
- Marty Feldman - “The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.”
- George Gobel - “If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by Candlelight.”
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